Behold: the oldest crap you'll ever own.

This fossilized dinosaur dung; aka coprolite is a genuine relic from the Jurassic Period, when thunder-lizards ruled the Earth and apparently had very active digestive systems.

With its swirled textures and earthy charm, this specimen offers a glimpse into prehistoric diets and ecosystems. Scientists study it to learn what dinosaurs munched on—and now you can own a piece of that ancient mystery. It’s proof that even the most humble leftovers can become legendary.